Beavis Albert Nobbs
Oh, my sweet Lord! That baby is going to grow up at eat us all.
I would run down to Forever 21 and buy these pants right now if my intention was to look stupid all day long.
I’m not going to eat Thai food with you.
And I’m sure as hell not going to spoon you in the afternoon with the AC blasting.
By far the most specific blog entry I’ve read in a while…
Wait, I know that name…
This is on the front page of Funny or Die today!
We miss you Ryan!
Yes, yes, we do indeed. Watch Saturday Night Live: Weekend Update Thursday tonight at 8pm!
Really, NBC? No one in all those slick ad man meetings said, “Hey, may-be that’s a bad juxtaposition of words, may-be combo might be offensive”?
A tipoff
If you need to specify that you sell “fashion” shoes or that you run a legitmate business, they are not and you are not.
Ernest Anderson
It is unbelievable that there was a time when actors were actually credited as “Black Man” on a regular basis. Poor Ernest Anderson was nominated for Best Actor by the National Board of Review in for his work in This Our Life, a part excised from prints of the film sent to the South for fear of upsetting their delicate sensibilities by portraying not only a man of color on film, but one who had actual lines and felt the cruel effects of racism. Sadly, this set the tone for the rest of Anderson’s career during which he played a series of porters, valets, elevator operators, and Black Men. His Take a look at his charming work in This Our Life and be happy it’s not 1942 anymore.
Is this a human dog bed? Or a bed for an adult human man named Max married to another man also named Max? Or a short fat man with a mom who has run out of gifts to give the boy, her darling overfed Max, who has everything? Or a human dog bed. Yeah, human dog bed definitely still my favorite option.
