January 2012
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October 2009
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September 2009
8 posts
I'm not going to eat Thai food with you.
theidiotking:
And I’m sure as hell not going to spoon you in the afternoon with the AC blasting.
By far the most specific blog entry I’ve read in a while…
Watchsitko:
This is on the front page of Funny or Die today!
We miss you Ryan!
Yes, yes, we do indeed. Watch Saturday Night Live: Weekend Update Thursday tonight at 8pm!
A tipoff
If you need to specify that you sell “fashion” shoes or that you run a legitmate business, they are not and you are not.
Ernest Anderson →
It is unbelievable that there was a time when actors were actually credited as “Black Man” on a regular basis. Poor Ernest Anderson was nominated for Best Actor by the National Board of Review in for his work in This Our Life, a part excised from prints of the film sent to the South for fear of upsetting their delicate sensibilities by portraying not only a man of color on film, but...
I know 1/6 of the Nice Jewish Guys →
August 2009
6 posts
“Me: “Greek Salad, please.”
Deli Guy: “Chicken?”
Me:...”
Memories
Isn’t it weird that there are some things you have already experienced that you will remember for the rest of your life? Some of those things aren’t even a big deal, they’re just odds and ends you keep thinking about over and over for years and years until they are things that you have been thinking about your whole life. I guess you won’t know until you’re really old...
July 2009
7 posts
1st Draft of Jude Law's statement
Jude Law’s publicist released a statement acknowledging the fact that Law has fathered a child by an unnamed woman. The statement is exceedingly polite:
“Jude Law can confirm that, following a relationship last year, he has been advised that he is to be the father of a child due in the fall of this year,” the statement said.
“Mr. Law is no longer in a relationship with...
Ms.
So yeah, when you come into the office and complain about being ripped off by some enourmous entertainment conglomerate, pardon me if I don’t care at all. You are unpleasant to everyone you have come in contact with and I have only been aware of your existance for about five minutes. Nice job covering being alienating.
It’s just terrible you are not getting your paycheck on time, but...
Homeland Security Check
This guy who worked in my office long before I got here is apparently applying for a super secret govenment job that requires clearance from the Department of Homeland Security. I know this because Charlotte, Homeland Security badge holder, made an appointment to talk to two fellow empolyees who worked here during Nick’s brief two month employ back in early 2008. It was facinating to see...
Well that didn't take very long
Don’t get me wrong. I love making enough money to eat and drive a car and replace the underwear and shoes my dog uses as a chew toy. I even love having somewhere to be every day that is not the inside of my apartment. And sure, there are nice people here, as there are nice people in every dark dungeon of LA crappitude wading through muck in persuit of their golden Hollywood dream, but nope,...
May 2009
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April 2009
3 posts
2 Seconds
The other night I was watching part of The Cell, much to the displeasure of my couchmate, who really hates/is afraid of that movie. Though I think the movie is kind of visually interesting in a sort of old-creepy-album-cover-art sort of way, the the only thing worth watching in that movie is a two minute long scene completely devoid of gore or effects. It’s a scene between Jennifer Lopez...
Summer
I went for one of my first summer swims this afternoon in the unusually salty water of my apartment building pool. Halfway through my half hour in the pool, a little girl and her mom arrived. After the first step the little girl said, “I don’t wanna swim, Mommy” in the most adorable, made-for-TV child voice. She repeated this a number of times. “You don’t have to...